Blog Tour: An #Excerpt from Unholy Matrimony by Sonny Zae #fantasy #romantic
Welcome to my stop on the Unholy Matrimony Blog Tour. 🙂
For my visit, I’ve chosen to share a teaser/excerpt from the story (One I found highly entertaining, I might add.)
I’ll be sharing a short excerpt from the story with you, as soon as I give you all the details on Sonny Zae’s latest release.
The Adventures of Sonny the Scoundrel
by Sonny Zae
Genre: Fantasy Adventure/Romance
Keywords: Fantasy, Romantic Comedy, Adventure, Fairy Tale
Publisher: Roane Publishing
Description: Sonny is so handsome, he doesn’t need magic to get what he wants, except when he gets into trouble. And, he’ll do anything for love or money, except work. So, the thought of marriage represents the worst of all possible worlds, a danger he avoids at all costs.
His plans for getting rich the easy way—by stealing—go awry when he meets Ariella. She is not only lovely to look at, but just may be as slippery and greedy as he. Better still, she becomes highly stimulated at the prospect of helping him hijack a treasure.
But, in addition to helping him steal “goald”, the cunning Ariella might just steal his scoundrel heart.
“Tell me where you hid the amulet.” Her lips touched my ear lobe and I almost lost control of my spleen. “Confess your theft, and I will reward you, will complete the passionate interlude we left unconsummated last night.”
“For you, my dear, I would confess anything. I confess my desire for you, my passion that is aroused by your touch.”
“That is not what I want to hear. Confess that you took the amulet, and tell where you hid it.”
“I will.” My heartbeat pounded in my ears. “But first, caress my trouser weasel, stroke it as you were doing last night.”
“Oh, no,” she murmured into my ear. “You tell me where the chickenfoot is, and then you will be rewarded.”
I smiled to myself despite my predicament. Such moments in life were few and far between, moments when fools thought they had the better of me, then discovered that they needed to curry my favour. “My dear, I will confess nothing more. Abler men than you—well, men, at least—have tried to break my spirit, and all have failed.”
“Where is the chickenfoot?” she hissed, grasping my ear and twisting it. The pain was sharp and delicious.
“I do not know!” Strangely, it was true.
“Liar! Tell me, or I shall kick you.”
“Kick me if you must, but I refuse to tell you.” I fervently hoped she would carry through her threat. “What will you do with the wedding gifts? I shall tell the people of your village that it was all your idea.”
“Oh, my! Dear me!” Ariella responded, mock fear dripping from her lovely lips. “Do you think they will believe you over a beautiful and innocent young girl?” She punctuated the question by kicking me in the gut.
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To help celebrate the release and blog tour, Roane Publishing is offering a giveaway of a $10 Amazon gift card and and e-Copy of Unholy Matrimony. To enter for your chance to win, click the link below.
Posted on May 29, 2014, in Blog Events, Fantasy, Fiction, New Release News, Roane Publishing, Romance and tagged Blog Tour, Fantasy, Giveaway, Roane Publishing, Romance, Romantic Comedy, Satire, Sonny Zae, Unholy Matrimony. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.